[Desi Masala] +18 non veg
Pussy Pussy don't go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don't feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.
Ho gayee hai night , bund kar de light.
lund kar de tight, fuddi se kar ab fight.
nikaal de white- white, tatte ho jayenge light,
U will feel alright.....
SWEAT DREAMS & GOOD NIGHT !
Top 5 TV programmes :
1 . kaun marega Crore phoddi.
2. phoddi jaise koi nahi
3. kabhi tho lega
4. kahani lun- lun ki....
5. Ek mahal ho mommo ka..
Dur gaon ki basti thi,
Randiyan jahan basti thi,
Unke choot me badi masti thi,
Jitna daalo hasti thi,
Tum itne kyon haste ho,
Kya tum bhi usi gaon me baste ho ?
Touch it gently ..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers....
Rub it up & down gently...
............
washing the drinking glass!!!
Girl : " mom, what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
Mom : " beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl! u will
get one. "
Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! "
# Gareeb aur boobs hamesha dabtay hain.
# Museebat aur Lulli kahin bhi khadi ho sakti hai.
# bomb aur gand kahin bhi phat sakti hai.
why man does not make whisling sound while passing urine like
woman ?
-- 'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER !
Boy: " Pura andar gaya ?"
Madam: "Haan gaya.."
Boy: " Dard hua kya ?"
Madam: "Bahut hua "
Boy: " Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! "
What is the long thing that has a hole at the tip & being
inserted into a deep, slimy, hairy hole and can make u feel better ?
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....... VICKS INHALER !
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- nai re
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lund
Rich man to Poor man:" how come you have! got a big penis ?"
Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no other toy
to play with !"
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