[Desi Masala] Emergency Flashers
Emergency Flashers
A blonde is driving on the Interstate when her car breaks down. Easing it over onto the shoulder of the road, she carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle, stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway occurs.
It isn't very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly outraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle screaming, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," the blonde calmly explains.
"Well, just what are these perverts doing here by the road?" the cop shouts.
"Oh, they're my emergency flashers!" she replies.
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