[Desi Masala] HOW OLD AM I?
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I
want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to
fool me because I can tell the difference."
The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick
the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip,
scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year
scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch."
The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The
man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I
don`t want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me
12-year scotch!"
Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the
man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that`s the real
thing."
A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching
all this with great interest. He stumbles over and
sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey,
I think that`s really far out what you can do. Try
this one."
The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the
liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like
piss!"
The drunk`s eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how
old am I?"
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