[Desi Masala] Mirror Desire
Mirror Desire
Dinesh Vora
Lalu spoke in love, "Why don't you and I go to some place where there is
nobody."
Pyari flirted, "You won't make any mischief with me there, would you?"
Lalu assured in fright, "Not at all"
Pyari angered, "Then why the hell you want to go to there?"
Buck stops at you
Dinesh Vora
In an ill_law country in Asia a sign was hanging in bus
For Caution of Carefulness against rude bully drivers:
Whether you climb the bus
Or Bus climbs on you
Same thing
You pay the ticket.
Apologetic Ex
Dinesh Vora
A friend asked a divorced woman, "When you were divorced you had only
Child, How come now you have three children?"
The woman explained, "Well he comes here occasionally to apologize"
Homemaker
Dinesh Vora
It takes
Thousand workers to build a castle,
Ten Thousand workers to build a city,
Million workers to build a nation,
But it takes only one woman to make a Home Happy.
And that woman is my Maid.
Notoriety
Dinesh Vora
Visiting Sister's Husband: What is the most spoken about thing in your town.
Wife's Sister: What was so much talked about in this town, you already took
away.
Perfect Timetable
Dinesh Vora
An affluent old man marries a beautiful young woman.
Tabloid interviewer asked the woman, "What did it attract you in this
Old man that you married him."
The woman explained, "I was attracted with a big number of dollars
and a small number of days ahead."
Co shower of Songs
Dinesh Vora
Boy friend: You really sing very well.
Girl Friend: Oh no I am just a bathroom singer
Boy friend: Well, then why you and I don't practice singing to-gather.
Jackass at the Top
Dinesh Vora
CEO taking the top executive left and right:
CEO Boss: Have you ever seen a Jackass making blunders like these?
Executive: With eyes drooping towards ground and with fear: No Boss, No Sir,
CEO Boss: What the hell you are looking down there. Look at me.
Dramatic Lalu
Dinesh Vora
Lalu was saying to girl friend Pyari, "I love you" and he fell down on
the floor.
Confounded Pyari cried, "How come you fell down?"
Fallen Lalu explained , " I fell in love with you."
Clean Breath for Love
Dinesh Vora
Lalu Pundit was reading a book of eternal truth.
He told his wife Pyari, "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Pyari advised, "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Convenience of Nano
Dinesh Vora
Lalu has just removed two front wheels from his TATA Nano alongside road
curb.
Parking Cop came and asked Lalu, "What is going on?"
Lalu said, "Go away, don't you see parking sign, it says Parking for Two
Wheelers only."
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