Tuesday, February 12, 2008

[Desi Masala] Mother-In-Law..MIL

Mother-In-Law..MIL

I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL
up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me,
said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them
is enough".

Q: What do you have when your MIL is covered in concrete up to her
shoulders?

A: Too little concrete!

A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my
dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is
nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My
MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to
make her think that she is welcome!"

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