[Desi Masala] Multibagger is a cliche. Yet this idea is quite promising one.
Smart Investing
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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a
donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer
agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry
son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last
night."
Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money
back."
The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it
already."
Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked: "What you gonna to do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To
raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot -! to
a group of people each paying the same amount for a
ticket)
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell
anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,
"What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two
dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his
two dollars."
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