[Desi Masala] New Job Titles
*OLD TITLES*
* NEW TITLES*
**Garden Boy *
*: Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist*
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*House Maid*
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: Family Environs Upkeep Manager*
**Receptionist *
*: Front Office Manager/Office Access Control *
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*Typist*
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: Printed Document Handler*
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*Messenger*
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: Business Communications Conveyer*
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*Window Cleaner*
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: Transparent Wall Technician*
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*Temporary Teacher*
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: Associate Tutor*
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*Tea Boy*
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: Refreshment Overseer*
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*Garbage Collector*
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: Public Sanitation Technician*
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*Watchman*
*: Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer
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*Prostitute *
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: Practical Sexual* *Relations Officer *
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*Thief*
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: Wealth Distribution Officer*
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*Driver*
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: Automobile Propulsion Specialist*
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*Maid*
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: Domestic Operations Specialist*
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*Employee without Portfolio*
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: Administration Manager*
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*Cook*
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: Food Preparation Officer*
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**Do Not Forget*
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Unemployed*
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: Township Management*
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Gossiping*
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: Research Management*
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It is a steering wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout your life
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should
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people who don't have hands also have a future... Believe in yourself
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