Friday, February 15, 2008

[Desi Masala] plastic surgery

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal
lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to
tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his
new ears.'

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Prayer is not a spare wheel that you pull out when YOU ARE IN TROUBLE
It is a steering wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout your life

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should
dance....

Never believe what the lines of your hand predict about your future, because
people who don't have hands also have a future... Believe in yourself

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop
laughing.

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