[Desi Masala] Presidential Dogfight
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest meanest Female Rottweiler and doberman dogs
in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litters, and removed his
siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the
biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars
that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for
Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10
seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out
of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's
dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American
Dachshund---
its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and
the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons
working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."
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