[Desi Masala] Sweeter Sides of Life
Sweeter Sides of Life
Dinesh Vora
[1] Sweeter Sides of Life
Dinesh Vora
Boy Friend is like a chocolate, "Taste good always."
Girl Friend is like Pizza, Hot' n'Spicy, "Delicious anytime."
Wife is like the refrigerated left overs, "Eaten when no choice."
Husband is like a cooled off Tea in a cup, "Headache on sip."
[2] Better Dead than Alive
Dinesh Vora
A bachelor Man asked his physician, "I Want to live healthy and longer."
The Doctor advised, "Good thought, Get married."
The man asked, "Oh you mean the exercise of sex will make me live longer."
The Doctor said, "No it is the want of sex that will kill your thought."
[3] An Alien Observation
Dinesh Vora
"A great handshake was observed in two humans of opposite sex at a wedding
ring
before a deadly bout of Lifetime."
[4] Respect to a Dead Union
Dinesh Vora
A husband reminded the wife, "Tomorrow is our wedding anniversary and I want
to
start the day with two minute's in silence."
[5] Love Kills
Dinesh Vora
Marry with Love or have someone arrange it for you and then love. What the
hell is
the difference? Ultimate is the same, "Suicide of Harakiri or Killing of
Guillotine."
[6] Strange Divinity
Dinesh Vora
And God makes such a beautiful, lovely, pleasant, marvelous creature as woman
for man, then suddenly he turns around and sticks him as wife.
[7] Senseless and Careless
Dinesh Vora
A man before marriage stays awake happily whole night contemplating about
the wordage of lover woman. Then after marriage he starts snoring faster
then
loving wife utters the first word.
[8] Wise Saying
Your money gets transferred faster than lightning
When you marry.
[9] For unmarried only
Dinesh Vora
"Happy Independence Day."
[10] Grass is greener on other side
Dinesh Vora
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order the best dish of your choice from the menu and
yet damn you find your friend's dish more alluring.
[11] Decent Burial
Dinesh Vora
A just recently divorced, hit hard, badly publicized, rich man received a
telegram.
"Your Ex-wife dead. Advise preference burial or cremation? Funeral cost you
pay."
The man quickly responded, "Burn the Body high flames and Bury the Ash deep
grounds. I pay all the expenses."
[12] Wild Fiction
Dinesh Vora
A just engaged man goes in the Library to search books on "The sex and my
woman."
He asked the female librarian, "Ma' am, I want the book something like, "
Master of my woman."
The librarian advised, "Our fiction and fantasy books are in the basement."
[13] Promise Keeper
Dinesh Vora
Once a man told then his lover, "Marry me, I would even go to hell for you."
The girl trusted the promise and married him.
The Man kept his words, "He is going through the hell of his life for now
his wife."
[14] Never drying tears
Dinesh Vora
A woman brings you in this world with you crying and
other one keeps you alive in this world with you crying.
[15] Law of Double Jeopardy
Dinesh Vora
The Law does not permit a man to marry a second woman.
The Law cannot punish a man twice for the same offence!
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