[Desi Masala] Aisa hi hota hai

Aisa hi hota hai

1.Ek line mein khade khade dheemi gatee se oobkar, jab aap dusari line mein jaa khade hote hain to aap paatey hain ki aapki chhodi hui line achaanak teji se badne lagti hai aur aapki line mein kuchh aisa hota hai who dheemi ho jati hai….

2.Jab aapke haathon phone pr koi wrong number dial ho jata to who kabhi bhi engage nahi milta…..

3.Theek usi samay, jis samay aapne nahaana shuru kiya hai aur aadha badan bheega hua hai, theek ussi samay phone ki ghanti jaroor bajti hai…..

4.Jis din aapne daftar late pahuchney par bataaya ke aapki gadi ke pahiye mein puncture ho gaya , theek agley din mein sachmuch puncture ho jaata hai…..

5.Aap jab kisi se yeh kahen ki aapki machine kaam nahi kar rahi hai aur khud ko sahi saabit karne ke liye aap usse chalakar dikhane ki koshish kartey hain,wah us samay jaroor chal jaati hai….

6.Office mein jaise hi aapki table par chai/coffee aati hai aur aapne pahli chuski lee hoti hai, theek ussi samay aapka boss koi aisi baat shuru kar deta, jiske khatam hote hote aapki chai/coffee thandi ho chuki hoti hai……

7.aapke haath se agar koi aujaar gir jaata hai to weh yakeenan aisi jagah par jaata hai , jahan par aapka aasani se haath nahi pahunchta…..

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