[Desi Masala] the budweiser method
The Budweiser
Method
Two friends are sitting in their
favorite bar watching the pretty women that come in, and rating them based on
the traditional 1 to 10 method. A redhead walks in and one of the guys catches
his breath and says, "There's an 8 if ever I saw one!"
As his friend checks out the woman,
they hear an old man nearby say "One."
Soon a brunette enters and walks by
the bar. The other guy offers, "Now there's a 9 for sure! Look at those
legs!"
The old man again butts into the
conversation and says, "Two."
The two friends look at each other
puzzled and choose to ignore the old dude.
Just then, in comes a blond of both
their dreams. She is stacked from head to toe and dressed to kill. The two
high-five each other and simultaneously agree, "That's a 10! Damn!"
They then look over at the old
codger and await his comment. The old guy watches the young woman walk on by and
sit down in a booth.
"Three!" he nods to himself and
raises his glass in a salute in their direction.
The two disgusted friends walk down
to where the old gentlemen is sitting. "We've been sitting here all day watching
beautiful women walk into this place and we agree that they are at the top of
the scale, but all you can do is say, 1, 2, or 3.
What kind of rating is
that?"
The old guy takes another sip, sits
his draft down, and turns to the men and says, "Well, you young whippersnappers,
for your information, I use the 'Budweiser Method' of rating
women."
"The Budweiser Method?" says one,
"what the hell is that?"
"Well sir, take that last one for
instance. I gave her a 3 That means it would take 3 large horses to pull her off
my face!"
Sakshi
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