[Desi Masala] Just for smile please.................

Dear Friends,

After a bit of some hot discussion, let us all smile please................



Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,Billi Kutte se darti hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.! Duniya Gol Hai..




Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!


Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...

Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls.
Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..

Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.
Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethaunga

A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I'm already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai

Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?

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