[Desi Masala] not the real thing
Not the real thing
Anairplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had amalfunction, and went down. A few weeks later, Pepsi sent a rescueplane.
They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They walkedup to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything aboutthe crash.
The Chief said, "Yeah.." When asked where the crew was, the Chiefreplied, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi." The rescue crewwere shocked.
One man asked, "Did you eat their legs?" The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi."
Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?" The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi."
After looking totally perplexed for a minute, a third asked, "Did you..you know...eat their...ah, err, 'things'?"
The chief said, "No."
"No?" asked the rescuer.
"No," replied the Chief. "Things go better with Coke."
Sakshi
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