[Desi Masala] Only the Irish
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in
reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when
you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it
a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with
his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and
tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there
passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute
nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good ?'
'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll
never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
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Wisdom is having a lot to say and not always saying it. Think before you
act; think twice before you speak.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind
Winners make things happen, losers let things happen.
I am too blessed to be stressed and too annointed to be disappointed.
Knowledge is information. Wisdom is knowing what to do with the information
you have.
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