[Desi Masala] The Plumber on Run

The Plumber on Run
Dinesh Vora

A man knocked the door of house. The lady opened the door.

The man said, "I am the here on the run, to fix your leaky pipe."

The Lady said, "We don't have any leaky pipe here."

The plumber on run, says, "My note reads, your house called for a Plumbing
Emergency, address looks exact, Aren't you Mrs. Mathur?"

The Lady says, "No, Mathurs moved away about a year back from this house. We
are Sharmas."

The plumber grimaces, "What kind of people are they, Calls for an Emergency
repair and then move away."

Wasted Suicide
Dinesh Vora

A blonde, socially ridiculed decided to hang herself from
a tree in the park and commit suicide. A little bit later, an old
lady walked around noticed her hanging from the rope and swinging.
She asked her what she was doing and if she needed any help.

The blonde firmly replied, "I am committing suicide by hanging."

The old lady says, "You are doing it wrong sweetie, put the noose around
your neck not the Waist."

The blonde responses, "Ya giving me trouble again, I tried that, "but I
could not breathe."

A Man in Trouble
Dinesh Vora

A Man is in:
Confusion if he faces one woman and one left turn;
Insanity if he faces two women and one secret;
Tumult if he faces three women and one lunch check,
Chaos if he faces four women and one bargain.

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