[Desi Masala] PUZZLERS
PUZZLERS
DINESH VORA
[1] IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE AGAINST HER WILL, IS IT CONSIDERED
RAPE OR SHOPLIFTING?
[2] CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?
[3] HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED
ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?
[4] WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN"... BUT IT'S ONLY A "PENNY FOR
YOUR THOUGHTS"? WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?
[5] ONCE YOU'RE IN HEAVEN, DO YOU GET STUCK WEARING THE CLOTHES YOU WERE
BURIED IN FOR ETERNITY?
[6] WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX?
[7] WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE?
[8] HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE
A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE?
[9] WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY "SLEPT LIKE A BABY" WHEN BABIES WAKE UP
LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?
[10] IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?
[11] WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON TV?
[12] WHY DO PEOPLE PAY TO GO UP TALL BUILDINGS AND THEN PUT MONEY IN
BINOCULARS TO LOOK AT THINGS ON THE GROUND?
[13] WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE? THEY'RE GOING TO SEE
YOU NAKED ANYWAY.
[14] WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR AND "PANTIES" PLURAL?
[15] WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A
HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT?
[16] IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES, WHY IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT
HIM?
[17] CAN A HEARSE CARRYING A CORPSE DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE ?
[18] IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A
COCONUT, WHY CAN'T HE FIX A HOLE IN A BOAT?
[19] WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS?
THEY'RE BOTH DOGS!
[20] IF WILE E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP, WHY
DIDN'T HE JUST BUY DINNER?
[21] IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN, AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM
VEGETABLES, WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM?
[22] IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS, DOES MORALITY COME FROM MORONS?
[23] DO THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HAVE THE SAME
TUNE?
[24] WHY DID YOU JUST TRY SINGING THE TWO SONGS ABOVE?
[25] WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN ASTEROID WHEN IT'S OUTSIDE THE HEMISPHERE, BUT
CALL IT A HEMORRHOID WHEN IT'S IN YOUR BUTT?
[26] DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT WHEN YOU BLOW IN A DOG'S FACE, HE GETS MAD AT
YOU, BUT WHEN YOU TAKE HIM FOR A CAR RIDE, HE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW?
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