[Desi Masala] SMS and Jokes
1. how can i spell s_ccess widout U?or C_TE? or _NIQ_E?ican' t even hav
F_N or any good L_CK without U looks like i jus can't S_RVIVE wid
out U?
2. chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to
hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal
pe hansi aati to hogi.
3. whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always
thnk of & 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U.
4. majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen
khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila bethee
thi sms free honeke intizaar main.
5. i was waitin da nite to see da moon it didn't appear so i called da
sky 2 ask where da moon is? It told me da moon is readin ur msg:)
6. dia hai upper waley ne mobile to itnee to kadar kia kero karo na
karo call per her roz do char sms to kia kero
7. Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki
khuli....... nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha
..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D
8. dil main aik shor sa ho rahah hai bina sms dil bor ho raha hai
kaheen aisa to naheen aik piyara sa dost hum se door ho raha hai
9. Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain
MALARIA HAI.....
10. Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
11. TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka
oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
12. Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan
se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun , isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap
karta hoon
13. Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
14. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar
kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari
SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
15. Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye, waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai
16. Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya , Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
17. Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai , na to makeup hai, na
baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh
rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
18. Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya, hai
chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
19. Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi , yeh afwaah zaroor
kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein
hum , itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
20. Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein, aur mita dete hain, Unke
liye ye khel hoga, magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
21. Arz kiya hai....., Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai, wah wah! wah
wah!, Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai, khafa ho humse ya
balance kam hai?, ha ha ha ha.....
22. You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in
your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good
Morning to kar LONA
23. Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya, tere
face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya
24. Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent
khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL
KA , aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
25. Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
26. Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum , waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever
ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum , Mere jeevan
mein ab to forever ho tum...
27. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch
na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab pass hota hai
28. Apple kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana
aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se
29. na tum chat per atin, na main deewana hota , na tum patthar
martin, na main kana hota
30. yeh kon sa jaam tum nay hamain piladiya, is sar phiray ka sara
system hiladiya
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