[Desi Masala] truth bout guys and my pov on it
Girls r surely going to read it
believe it or not....
2. Guys hate flirts.(they hate everything a girl does. u know smoke. drink, flirt etc etc.but its alright for them to do the same)
3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinkingthe way he is. (even if we do think their way they still wont everunderstand us, bcuz they doesn't have the brains to do so)
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about . (do they really care about us)
5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics. (ya. that one's true)
6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. (even if she is toothless?)
7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention. ( i have seen real life cases)
8.When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. ( touch oursthen ul know the unmatched depth of feelings we have) (no pun intendedhere)
9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
(..... so true)
10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly. (absolutely true in my case)
11. Guys love their moms. (yup but then who doesn't?)
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses. (oh! but i wud prefer to have lunch than to faint in front of my guy)
13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her. (to each his own)
14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him. (u still cant understand him even if u listen to him)
15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. (yup he does)
16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can. (TOTALLY TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!! NO COMPETITION THERE)
17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses. (YA RIGHT)
18. Guys are very open about themselves. (THEY'R ALWAYS OPEN)
19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long. (I MADE MY GUY WAIT FOR 3 YRS AND STILL DIDN'T SAY YES)
20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. (LIESSSS!!!!!! GUYS R SO DIRTY, SMELLY, AND SO UNORGANIZED)
21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty. (TRUE BUT REGRET THEIR DECISION LATER)
22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listento him. You don't need to give advice (... very true. BUT HEY IF URTELLIN UR PROBS TO A GIRL SHE WILL DEFINATELY GIVE U ADVICE. SO IF UDONT WANT ADVICE TALK TO URSELF OR SUM OTHER GUY. DONT WASTE OUR TIME)
23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you. (OK I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND)
24. Guys can keep secrets that girls tell them. (NO THEY CANT. GIRLS PLZ DONT BELIEVE THIS)
25. Guys think too much. (YA THATS Y THEY KEEP ON THINKING, DONT DO ANYTHING AND CONFUSE OTHERS)
26. Guys fantasies are unlimited. (YUP. KEEP ON THINKING. AS IF I DONT KNOW WHAT FANTASIES THEY HAVE!!!!!)
27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! (OH COME ON A LITTLE FLAB DOESN'T HURT ANYONE)
28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!! (YUP)
29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls. (NOT TRUE )
30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes. (NO! THAT MEANS HIS ASSS IS IN DEEP SHIT)
31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you. (OK I HAVE HEARD THAT FROM A LOT OF GUYS)
32. Guys hate girls who overreact. (YA THEY DO)
33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in a
relationship. (if@@@ otherwise ferget it man)
i know after reading it, all guys wud wanna strangle me. but hey the truth is always bitter. he he he
Sakshi
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