[Desi Masala] Why INDIA is in trouble ??? & Who will Bringout it from Trouble ???

Why INDIA is in trouble............................


Population: 100 crore
9 crore retired

30 crore in state Govt;
17 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don't work)



1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )



25 crore in school



1 crore are under 5 years



15 crore unemployed



1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals




Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail


The Balance two are U & Me.

U are busy " checking Mails /sending fwds.. "..!!


HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?

SO I NEEDS SUPPORT OF ALL OF YOU TO BRING IT ON TOP...:)

Hiren Monani
Sun Computer
Gujarat
India
Mobile : +91-94277 34432

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