[Desi Masala] honest inferences

*You love someone, You marry someone else !
The one you marry becomes your spouse !
And the one you loved becomes .............
the password of your mail id !!*
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There's only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver and the wife is the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails ......... the liver manages with other kidney !!
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Generation Next Motto:
Neither will I marry
Nor I will allow my children to marry !!
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What's the difference between Drug and Wine ?
Drug is like a girlfriend that comes with an expiry date.
Wine is like a wife, The older it gets, longer the chatter !
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such .. such a fast shutter
speed that it is capable of taking a picture of a woman with her mouth
shut!!!

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Wisdom is having a lot to say and not always saying it. Think before you
act; think twice before you speak.

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind

Winners make things happen, losers let things happen.

I am too blessed to be stressed and too annointed to be disappointed.

Knowledge is information. Wisdom is knowing what to do with the information
you have.

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