[Desi Masala] joke " electricity"

teacher is teaching science & the topic is "electricity"
teacher: to a boy , beta what i have written on white board?
boy:mam "eletratity"
teacher: no pronounce correctly
it is electricity
boy: "eletratity"
teacher: no electricity
boy:eletratity
teacher:after some time, ok call your father tomorrow
father came.............................
teacher: your son is called eletratity to eletracity. i made him understand a lot that it is called eletracity.
father: mam abhi bechare ki capatity hi kya hai
teacher: aap bhi , kya aap ke saath koi aur bhi aaya hai?
father:yes my birg brother
teacher: ok send him inside
teacher to his big brother: sir ur son call eletratity to eletracity & your brother told that uski capatity hi kya hai
big brother: ye lo ji zara si baat thiaap ne to saare me publitity kar di
teacher with anger: kisi bade person ko bhejo
big brother :ok ji mere father aaege
teacher to his father: sir your grand son called eletratity to eletracity & your younger son told that uski capatity kya hai& your older son told that aap ne to publitity kar di
grandfather :are un ullu ke pattho ko kya pata unhone to aaj tak univertity ka muh tak nahi dekha.................................
 

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