[Desi Masala] married too long

Married Too Long

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over
lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that
night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and
thong, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with
a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You
are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked
at me and said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

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Better devote more attention to a successful exit then to a favourable
entrance.
What matters isn't being applauded on arrival, but being missed on leaving.

Dont wait for your boat to come in, get in a dingy and row out to it.

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