[Desi Masala] Shame Finger

Shame Finger
Dinesh Vora

A seven year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her
middle finger, and asked Mom what it meant. Mom was so shocked that she
could just say that "Shame on you" and raised the middle finger repeat,
followed by advise that "If anyone does that to you, just say, 'Shame on you' to
that person."

A few weeks later Mom, Dad and daughter were at the dinner table when Dad
let
out a huge belch. Mom reprimanded Dad by saying, "Shame on you."

Imagine Dad's shock when the daughter held up
her middle finger, showed it to him, and exclaimed,

"Mom, you forgot to give Daddy the middle finger 'shame on you' sign, Mom."

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