[Desi Masala] TEQUILA AND SALT

*TEQUILA AND SALT*
*
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could
read it every day.
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be
just l like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like
you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has* *turned its back on you, take another
look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude
remarks.
*
*
So.....*
*If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that
sent it to you.
If you get it back, then they really do love you.

And always remember.....
When life hands you lemons,* *Ask for Gin and Ginger beer and call me
over!!*
*

Good friends are like stars.....
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

'Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even
Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway.'
*
* I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm
here than a whole truck load when I'm gone.

Forward to all your friends.
And don't tell me you're too busy for this..
Don't you know the phrase* *'stop and smell the flowers'?
See how many 'bouquets' you end up with!

Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,*
*Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going*

Mail her back to me

'Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'

Have faith.

--
Better devote more attention to a successful exit then to a favourable
entrance.
What matters isn't being applauded on arrival, but being missed on leaving.

Dont wait for your boat to come in, get in a dingy and row out to it.

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