[Desi Masala] Humor: How the stock market works

It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their New
Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian
chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter
was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect
wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he
got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
asked "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is
going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service
responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even
more Wood.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it Going to be a
very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied,
"It's definitely going to be a very cold winter. "

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them tocollect every scrap
of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service
again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely" , the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters
ever. " "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The
Red Indians are collecting wood like Crazy."

This is how stock markets works!!!

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