[Desi Masala] SUPPLIES
There was an Irishman, a Russian and a Japanese man, all set out on a
journey looking for work. They go by a quiet little dusty town and see
a sign advertising work in the local coal mine. The pay is great, so
they go off and look for the boss. They find him and he tells them
"Well, you know, I don't usually hire foreigners here, but you three
seem like a nice bunch, I'll give you a try. I want you, the Irishman,
to go back in the mine and work on digging, you have the muscles to get
the task done well every day. You, the Russian, I want you to cart out
the coal every day and load it into the trains. And you, the Japanese
man, I want you to be in charge of providing supplies to the people in
the mine."
Well, on the second day, the boss goes down to th mine to check in on
his new employees. He sees the Russian toting coal up out of the mines
and loading it onto the trains and he's satisfied. He goes down into
the mine to check on the Irishman and the Japanese man. Well, he sees
the Irishman digging out the coal, but the Japanese man is nowhere in
sight. He asks the Irishman if he's seen him lately and he responds
"No, nobody has seen him all day, we're running low on supplies down
here."
Fearing the worst, the boss starts wandering around the mine looking
for his worker. Suddenly, out from behind a pile of rubble, the
Japanese man jumps out, scaring the crap out of the boss and yells
"SUPPLIES!!!"
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