Re: [Desi Masala] Doubts…

good one. There is one more question I always wonder about ..

*WHERE DOES SUPERMAN GO FOR A HAIRCUT *?? are the scissors made of
Kryptonite ?? hehhee

On Fri, Aug 1, 2008 at 11:54 PM, SMITA SADAPHULE <
sadaphule_smita@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

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> Doubts…
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> 1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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> 2. If the 'black box' flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
> crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
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> 3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
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> 4. Can you cry under water?
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> 5. Why do people say, 'You've been working like a dog' when dogs just
> sit around all day?
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> 6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
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> 7. Do fish ever get thirsty?
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> 8. Can you get cornered in a round room?
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> 9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
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> 10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables then what is baby oil made from?
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> 11. What should one call a male ladybird?
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> 12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they
> remember that they forgot?
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> 13. Can you blow a balloon up under water?
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> 14. Why is it called a 'building' when it is already built?
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> 15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your
> radio would you be able to hear it?
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> 16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
> headlights on, what happens?
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> 17. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
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> 18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when
> you legally can't go that fast on any road?
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