[Desi Masala] Funny Matrimonial Ads (Real Fun)

These are ads taken from actual
matrimonial sites - guys searching for brides. Grammar and spell errors
have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from
the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic
grammar after reading this.....
 



hello....
My name Arthi..... i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my
life happily. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy to marry me
soon.... who may be in the same caste . If anyone want to Marie to me u
can visit to my home (Ghar Chale aana........???) 


Hello
To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, I am
not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like
me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my
resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar
 


I
want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?) 


Wants
a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may
never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!) 


She should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated. (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !) 
 


I
am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I
am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect) 


I
am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i
am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites) 


My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?) 
 


I
want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but
while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast (by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...) 
 


HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING

BOY

,WHO

HAS

THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD

AND

CCORDING TO ME FRIENDS

ARE

THE

REAL

MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY

ARE

1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

AND

THEY SHOULD NOT

GET

BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL

TRY

TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing{laughing}) 
 


Whatever
she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride
and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would
be called the woman of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants) 
 


I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome") 
 


HI I AM VERY

COOL

NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS

SEE

T.V

AND

NEWS OK I HAVE 1

CAR




AND

1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the "ok syndrome" again)  


I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?) 
 


I
am very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
iam doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist. (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??) 
 


My name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! J ) 
 


Iwant
one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea
frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the
main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that
Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye
bye. (uttama purushan) 
 


Iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred. (No comments) 
 


I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I

DON

'T HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits) 
 


My colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service (Zebra..???) 
 


I'm looking out for who lives in


bombay


, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?) 
 


To be married on jun-2006. working woman perferable (this
guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride.I
wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one
soon.) 
 


I would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani. (Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?) 


ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present. (Any takers again?)

"Laughter is the one True thing everyone will always
need".

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