[Desi Masala] The 3 bears

The three bears

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...

*
Baby bear* goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks
into his small bowl. It is empty.
'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.
*
Daddy Bear*
arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big
bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.
*
Mummy Bear*
puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For
God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It
was Mummy
Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It
was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the
dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who
swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold
early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear
who set the damn table.

'It was* **Mummy Bear* who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter
tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water. 'And now that you've
decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear
with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say
this once....
'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!'

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Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate!!

A balanced diet is a chocolate in each hand.

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