[Desi Masala] Tongue Twisters+

Unexpected expectations are expected unexpectedly.

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say
"don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish
the which wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

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3..Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could
see was sea, sea, sea.

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5 .Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch
which watch?

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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the
thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
fellow means?"

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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and
called to MrOutside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come
inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going
outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come
inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the
riverside.

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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE
SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

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11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.

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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does
the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's
way"

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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.. Whether the weather be
fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or
whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the
weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It
is whether we like it or not.

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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew
through a flaw in the flue

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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted
as tongue-twister twists tongues.

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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw
sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had
Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would
not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it
was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's
seesaw.....

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