[Desi Masala] hathi

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Hathi (hindi)

How wud u kill a blue hathi....?
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with a blue bandook.......

now, how wud u kill a lal hathi??..
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First u will give him poison....n then he will become blue.....then u will kill him with the blue bandook.....

Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi?
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First u will make him angry so that he becomes red...then u will give him posion ....so that he'll now be blue....n now u will killl him with the blue bandook....

Now, how wud kill a green hathi???(worst one)....
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u will make him sick so that he catches jaundice n turns yellow....n then make him angry so that he turns red....n again yes u guessed it right....poison him....he turns blue...n then shoot him with the blue bandook.......

Now.....How wud u kill a purple hathi????
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think think......
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pagal ho gaye ho kya.....purple hathi kabhi dekha hai kya????
 
                                                                          Regards
                                                                           Atul
 
 
 

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