[Desi Masala] Lease vs Buy, An Analysis

Purchasing
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The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got
sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing
him $26,849 per time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Mills

Leasing
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On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges
$4,000 an hour. For anything!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Alexandra_Dupr%C3%A9

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliot_Spitzer_prostitution_scandal

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have
paid $7.3 million in total, for an hour of sex every night for 5
years: (a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:

A 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache,
happily agrees to all requests, no bitching and complaining, no
honey-do lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes
back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

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