[Desi Masala] mIND YOUR "ASS" ONLY

The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the raceagain, and it won again.The local paper read:PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered thepastor not to enter the donkey in another race.The next day, the local paper headline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid ofthe donkey.The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The localpaper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid ofthe donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paperread:NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back thedonkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day theheadlines read:NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.The bishop was buried the next day.The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier andlive longer!Have a great day!
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