[Desi Masala] Hindi SMS

Hi !Where r u?
 
R u free tomorrow?
 
Can u come?
 
bCoz tomorrow
 
we are opening a new
 
"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
 
n v need a"mental patient"
 
 
4 inaurgation
Truth of life!
 
Wat is STATUS?
 
"Spending money which we dont have,
 
to buy things which we dont need,
 
to impress people whom we dont know"
 
 
 

2 things decide ur attitude..
 
What you think of yourself when you dont have anything
 
& what you think of others, when you have everything.. .
 
 
 
 
Aaj Bahut Yaad Kiya Humne Tujhko,
 
Bahut Miss Kiya Humne Tujhko,
 
Chaha Ki Tum Yahan Hote,
 
Kum Se Kum Mere Kuch Kapde To Dhote!!
 
 
 
 
DEKHO BHAIYA AISA HAI
 
KI KARNE KO HUM 100 MESSEGE KAR DE...
 
PER HAMKO KOI MSG KAREGA NHI,
 
TO HUM AAGE HOKE,
 
"NETAGIRI" KYO jhade...?
 
 
 

Shivji:Bhakt mai teri tpasya se prsann hu kuch maango
 
Bhakt:Mujhe D.J.SYSTEM do
 
Shivji:Abe gadhe mere pas D.J.SYSTEM hota to Main 'DAMRU' Kyun bjata
 
 
 
 
Respect those friends who find TIME for us in their "Busy Schedule.''
 
But "Love those friends who NEVER SEE their Schedule when we NEED them.
 
 
 
 
 

Wining horse dsnt know y he runs in race.
 
He runs bcz of beats & pain.
 
Life is a race, God is ur rider so if u r in pain den think,
 
God want u 2 win d race.
 
 
 
 
 
A Sardar Told His Friend,
 
"Yaar Ek Ladki Mujhko Hans Ke Dekh Rahi hai".
 
Friend: Pehle Ye Confrm kar le,HANS ke Dekh Rahi Hai "YA"
 
Daekh Ke HANS Rahi Hai !!
 
 
 
 
 
Dil denge kisi ek ko, sirf ek ko..
 
Wa.Wa
 
Dil denge kisi ek ko,sirf ek ko..
 
Wa.Wa
 
lekin jab tak koi ek na mile.
 
LINE marte rahenge har ek ko.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Har khushi hansi Maange Aapse,!
 
Har phool Khushboo Maange Aapse,!
 
Itni Roshni ho Aapki Zindagi mein,
 
K...k....k
 
"Khud Bijli waale connection Maange Aapse
 
 
 
 
The happiness of ur life depends upon d quality of ur thoughts.
 
But d quality of ur thoughts depends on d people whom U meet in ur life !
 
 
 
 
 
Ek sa dil sabke pas hota He.
 
Pir Q nai sab pe viswas hota He.
 
Insan chahe kitna hi aam Q NaHo.
 
Wo kisi na kisi k liye to khas He.
 
 
 
 
 
"The person who loves u most wil Trouble n irritate u d maximum,
 
But when u drop a tear, She wil fight With d whole world to Stop ur tears"
 
 
 
 
 
Cute thought:
 
Coin's always make sound.. But..
 
The currency notes are always silent.So..
 
When your value increases,Keep yourself calm n silent..
 
 
 
 
Whatever u give to life,it gives u back.
 
Do not hate anybody.
 
The hatred which comes out from u wll someday comeback to u.
 
Love others and love wll come back to u.
 
 
 
 
Paas aakar sabhi door chale jate hai,
 
hum akele the akele reh jate hai..
 
Dil ka dard kise dikhaye,murham lagane wale hi zakhm de jate hai..
 
 
 

Kal ho "aaj" jaisa,
 
Mahal ho "Taj" jaisa,
 
Phool ho"Gulab" jaisa,
 
Aur
 
Zindagi ke har kadam pe sath ho.
 
Sath ho
 
?
 
?
 
Sath ho "AAP jaisa"
 
 
 
 
 
 
Aasmaan Ko
 
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?
 
.
 
.
 
TaTa_Sky !
 
 
 
 
 
Fact Of Life :-
 
"Whom U Dont Need 2day,U'll Need Them 2mrw...
 
Whom U Reject 2day,Wl Never Again Accept U 2mrw."
 
So Value d relationship. !

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