[Desi Masala] JUDGEMENT SERVED

JUDGEMENT SERVED
Dinesh Vora

Two retired dirty old friends Nathu 87 and Shantu 89 always
met in a club with other useless retirees and enjoyed gossiping,
making fun of young, beautiful women around them,
conversing their macho experiences and wait for the God to call."

Then one day Shantu disappeared without a trace. No one knew where Shantu
went.
Then a few days later he showed up in the club amidst the welcoming cheers
of everyone.

Nathu inquired " Glad to see, you are not dead yet. I am relieved. Now tell
me who did you screw?"

Shantu said, " I went to my favorite Italian restaurant
where that flirt beautiful blonde waitress works whose cleavage I peep into,
boobs I touch pretending inadvertence, and Ass I pinch falling down laughing
crazy."

Nathu curiously said, "Yes and we get away doing it being sexless old
bastards."

Shantu said, "No, this time she charged me and sued for sexual rape.
So I had to go to the court. .Judge asked me if
I raped her as she charged. I thought this was my opportunity to show my
manhood and prove myself once again to the world. So I got up holding rails of
witness stand and yelled at the Judge, "Your honor, I raped this pretty woman
punish me please."

He continued, "Well, Judge looked at my pants, loathed me and gave me 30
days for Perjury."

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