[Desi Masala] Lalawa and Milka

Lalawa and Milka
Dinesh Vora

A Lalawa met his friend Milka
in the afternoon whom he had met
the morning on the same day.
so he cracked joke, "Hey Milka, A&B, A,B B&A A&A&B...".

Milka got annoyed, pulled his hair and asked,
"Shut-up and tell me what does it mean?

Lalawa hugged Milka and explained, "Oh stupid, I am trying to say 'long time
no C...' got it"

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Lalawa went to the undergarment store
and asked the new sales clerk Milka, "Show me the underwear."

Milka said, "Sorry, I am not wearing it today."

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Lalawa and Milka ate in a posh restaurant
ordering all the varieties and dishes.
Bill of rupees two thousands was presented.

So immediately Lalawa told Milka, "Pal I forgot my wallet on my desk at home
in rush, could you please lend me thousand rupees to pay the bill.

Milka got mad, "Look I thought I would say that first to you. But now, I got
these fifty rupees. Take it go to your home in auto-rikshaw and bring your
wallet and pay. I'll owe you nine fifty."
Lalawa has not yet reappeared for long and
Milka is washing the dishes at the restaurant.

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Milka came home at noon hiding
and told his wife if someone calls on phone, answer
and tell him I am not at home, OK.

The phone rang, Milka's wife answered, "Yes he is at home."

Milka got annoyed, "Why did you say that."

His wife explained, "Oh the phone was not for you but for me."

==

Milka came out of Examination room of his Doctor
and praised, "Your nurse there is really great healer.
She touched me and I can hear now."

Doctor Said, "Yes, We all heard the sound of slap on your face."

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Lalawa told his best friend Milka, "My wife is going strange, every time I
kiss her
she demands one rupee."

Milka said, "Yes you are lucky your wife charges me five rupees."

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