[Desi Masala] thoda has liya jae...

1.Mechanic ki wife ko delivery hui..
Wife ne husband ko sms bheja:"aapka spare part aa gaya hai."
husband ne reply me puchha:"NUT hai ya BOLT..? 

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2. Kya ap bore ho rahe ho?
Kuch karne ka mann ho rha hai? Zip kholo Hath andar dalo or.
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Bag se book nikal k padho.
padhai hi kaam aayegi...
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3. I saw a dream last nyt Only U & Me,
U knw wat hapend?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
U were lukng so inocent
Bcoz I was eating MAGGIE & U were saying
 
 
1chammach khila de na..
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5. Kya tum ped pr chd skte ho?
Kya sanjivni buti la skte ho?
Kya sina cheer k dikha skte ho?
Nai na!
Beta sirf shakl bndar jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nai hota
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6.Sahi Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1)Bhootni ke kabhi phone nai karte
2)Zaleel hans hans ke sms padhte hai,
3)Jitni chahe beizati ho jaye besharam msg pura padhte hai
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7. (-),,~.___
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         !,!,!"""!,!,!"
bhains bheji hai
roj 10 kg Dudh deti h.
Dudh bech Kar balance dalwao aur sms karo
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8 Ye zindagi ek moh-maaya hai.
Jeevan me sukh kisne paya hai.
Ek hum hai jo bhulte nhi apko..
Or ek ap hai jo kahte honge
 
fir kambkht ka msg aaya hai .....
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9.Arz kiya hai :
Ke Ruthi hai aise wo humse jaise hum sach me use mana lenge...
itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me to dusri pata lenge......
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10. Sitam sehne ki B had hoti hai,
 kisi ko satane ki B had hoti hai
sms bhejne ki koshish karo janaab,
muft ke sms padhne ki B had hoti hai.
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