[Desi Masala] VIRGO - The Perfectionist

                                                                           
Chris Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still 
kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew. Not         
superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get. Once you have opened   
this e-mail, there ' s no turning back. Below are True descriptions of   
zodiac signs. Read your sign, and then forward it on, with your zodiac   
sign and label on the subject line. This is the real Deal, try ignoring or
changing it, and the first thing you ' ll notice is having a horrible day 
starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets Worse from there.           
Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will l   
have features of both signs...which may lead you into total               
confusion......                                                           
                                                                           
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical   
and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be
a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before 
they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition.
Get what they Want. 20 years of good luck if you forward.                 
                                                                           
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet 
personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and   
loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but 
original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric         
personality. 11 years of luck if you forward.                             
                                                                           
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful.   
Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Tends to be
overly-sensitive... Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic.         
Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years 
of good luck if you forward.                                             
                                                                           
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)Energetic. Adventurous and       
spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY
impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse.. (Easily angered.) Lively,     
passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored.
Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 
16 years of good luck if you forward.                                     
                                                                           
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 2 0 - Ma y 20) Charming but aggressive. 
Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted.     
Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their   
ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and 
reliable. Make great friends an d give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves
hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious     
temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 
years of good Luck if you forward                                         
                                                                           
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) ;Smart and witty. Outgoing,   
very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves.
Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes     
nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent.         
Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not     
forward.                                                                 
                                                                           
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. 
Ve ry loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life.   
Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of     
person. Needs love from others. Easily hu rt, but sympathetic. 16 years of
bad luck if you do not forward.                                           
                                                                           
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)Very organized. Need order in their lives
- like being in control. Like boundaries.. Tend to take over everything.   
Bossy. Like to help Others.. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous,   
warm-hearted.. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving.     
Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad   
luck if you do not forward.                                               
                                                                           
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)Dominant In relationships.   
Conservative.. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very   
smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful.   
Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often   
shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.             
                                                                           
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)Nice to everyone they meet. Can't
make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very 
social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous.. Very loving and beautiful.
Flirtatious.. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years 
of bad luck if you do not forward.                                       
                                                                           
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. 
Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become   
obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being
in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be very centered at times.
Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.     
                                                                           
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Good-natured       
optimist. Doesn't want t o grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self.   
Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like 
responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having   
lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. 
Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like
being doubted... Beautiful inside and out. 14 years of bad luck if you do 
not forward Send away!!~                                                 
                                                                           
Ready .. set..... . .. GO!                                                 
                                                                           
1-3 people= 1 minute of luck                                             
                                                                           
4-7 people= 1 hour of luck                                               
                                                                           
8-12 people = 1 day of luck                                               
                                                                           
13-17 People = 1 week of luck                                             
                                                                           
18-22 people = 1 month of luck                                           
                                                                           
23-27 people = 3 Months of luck                                           
                                                                           
28-32 people = 7 months of luck                                           
                                                                           
33-37 people = 1 year of luck                                              
                                                                           

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