[Desi Masala] Wall Street jokes

Very Timely, In This Day And Age!!!

 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno

 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno

 3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

 4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker?      A tie!

 5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.

 6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno

 7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno

 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures  - Jay Leno

 9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno

 10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'.  I  won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's

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