[Desi Masala] great magicians

Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about
their achievements.

The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the
audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started
panicking, no one could find the trick"

The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air
shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was
searching for it"

The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris
and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the
TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue".

Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly
turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards
the door.

A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey
what happened ? Who is that guy ? "

One of the magicians whispered, " He is the World's greatest magician, he
has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere
amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has
made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of
everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it "

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