[Desi Masala] BHEJA FRY

Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

 

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

 

George: Condi! Nice to see you? What''s happening?

 

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

 

George: Great. Let's hear it.

 

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

 

George: That's what I want to know.

 

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

 

George: That's what I''m asking you? Who is the new leader of China?

 

Condi: Yes.

 

George: I mean the fellow's name.

 

Condi: Hu.

 

George: The guy in China.

 

Condi: Hu.

 

George: The new leader of China.

 

Condi: Hu?

 

George: The Chinese?

 

Condi: Hu is leading China.

 

George: Now whaddya?asking me for?

 

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

 

George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

 

Condi: That''s the man's name.

 

George: That's whose name?

 

Condi: Yes.

 

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

 

Condi: Yes sir.

 

George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

 

Condi: That's correct.

 

George: Then who is in China?

 

Condi: Yes, sir.

 

George: Yassir is in China?

 

Condi: No, sir.

 

George: Then who is?

 

Condi: Yes, sir.

 

George: Yassir?

 

Condi: No, sir.

 

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

 

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. On the phone. I bet he knows.

 

Condi: Kofi?

 

George: No, thanks.

 

Condi: You want Kofi?

 

George: No.

 

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

 

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And  then get me the U.N.

 

Condi: Yes, sir.

 

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

 

Condi: Kofi?

 

George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

 

Condi: Call who?

 

George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?

 

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

 

George: Will you stay out of China?!

 

Condi: Yes, sir.

 

George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

 

Condi: Kofi?

 

George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

 

(Condi picks up the phone.)

 

Condi: Rice here.

 

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

Regards,   Soumya Ranjan Mohapatra Bhubaneswar, Orissa.

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