[Desi Masala] Googlocrocy....§

Googlocrocy ? Does this idea strike you as something that has come out
of Web 8.0 When Google will overtake Microsoft finally ( Operating
system) and make its own operating system and sell it to you. And you
will be forced to buy it. it will be Google's world baby so you don't
have anything to say about your own. Your voices will be taken through
a system which converts it to a hymm saying " Google is Lord Respect
it " and your kids will be made to study books filled with
Advertisements so if sometimes they have to drift off to sleep or
sleazy dreams then a Google shocker ( Patent pending 2029) will shock
them back to the school where robots will be teaching your kids how to
earn more for Google.

How does Google plan to make that happen?

Search : Google controls more than 68% of search engine market so
let's say its indestructible. By default beaten competitors like
Microsoft, Ask, Yahoo have failed to stir the roots of this abominable
giant. Even cuil was forgotten like a dead fly for whom no one cares
now.

Adsense : Billions have been spent and Billions earned through Ad
sense. Amazon and others tried to break the glass with their feeble
fields but all were futile against the overlord. More than 90% of the
earnings to Google are earned by Google Ad sense so if your still
thinking how Google did it and You couldn't do it after reading 100s
of books and stuff? because that's Google baby

Adwords : The at par brother to Ad-sense, Ad-words biddings have
reached up to 100$ per click for top keywords. Google automatically
earns through that . The more competitive the market is , more the
earnings for the company.

Knol : Google now wants you to believe at what it says. Google Knol
launched as a competitor to Wikipedia is another attempt to brainwash
you of your commonsense.

Browser : There you have it , Blogosphere was abuzz with news and
finally its out. Google Chrome which has been released under a BSD
license is released through a open source license so anyone can go and
customize it. So Google has strengthened its stronghold on your
cookies and Everything. The ideology of applications on a browser
looks nice, but a future with Google ad sense all around those
applications seams possible too. It has already overtaken opera in the
market share what's next? Firefox ? Ask the worried Mozilla CEO

Youtube : Google already has all the videos you have uploaded and as
the internet grows the multimedia market is growing.

Gmail : Google already knows all your secrets so any resistance is
futile. We have been exposed naked by ourselves so switching to others
won't help. Gmail is the best Email solution available out there and
you know it .

Google Android : Google's Mobile operating system is also alive. So
Google will have access to your mobile.

Google Operating system : I bet Google will also have an operating
system in planning and then try to shake Microsoft on the OS market.
Steve Ballmer I am talking to you? Are you listening?

if you observe the Karma or the Web in which Google has entackled all
of us its marvelous. it made a slow and painful start providing search
to Yahoo now yahoo is its Pet. All these services are closely knitted
and sooner or later its going to strike? The only question is when.

Here I would like to point out an interesting article by George Dyson
you have take a look at it Are we Searching Google or Google is
searching us

I am not sure if Google will ban this blog after it goes through this
but that's a risk I am willing to take. I have heard stories of
peoples blogs getting wiped out because they rose a finger against the
Overlord.

And yeah Do Not Evil(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_be_evil)

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