[Desi Masala] SMS Collection

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$M$ FRE@K$

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Buttrflies dnt knw

in wt color thier wings r ,

bt human eyes knw hw nice it is,

Likewise

U dnt knw hw sweet u r ,

bt others(especially i)

knw hw nice u r.....

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Aaj kA Menu:

PyAr ki roti

CarE ki sAbJi

AffEction kA rAitA

Faith kA sALAd

FrnDShp ki swet Dish

OnLy 4U

UR BiL

Just 1 Sweet sMs

so Pay My biL

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Mausam ki nazakat hai,

hasraton ne pukara hai.

kaise kahe hum b miss karte hai harr pal Aapko,

yeh SMS usi yaad ka 1 ishara hai.

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Hum to hr bat khuda pe chod dte h

Tute na dil kisika dil apna tod dte h

Hum b insan h pathr to nhi,

Jo log hr tufan hmari or mod dete hai !!

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Life's a Blank Page..

Each Friend holds a Pen

n Writes his own STORY in Evryones Life!

THANX 4 Covering

sum WONDERful Pages in my Life...

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E dil kisi ki yad main rona fizul hai,

Ansu bade anmol hai inhe khona fizul hai.

Ro tu unke liye jo tujpe nisar hai,

Unke liye kya rona jinke ashiq hazar hai.

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Kuch log dil pe is tarh asr kr jate hai,

tute hue shisho me b sabut nazr ate hai.

Raho me milte kuch der k lie

or zindgi bhr k liye dil me utr jate hai.

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Pal Hi Aisa Tha K Hum Inkar Na Kr Pye

Zmane K DarSe Iqrar Na Kr Pye

Na The Jin K Bina Zindgi Munasib

Chor Dia 7 Unhone Or Hum Swal Na Kr ske

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Unki Yad Me Jlna Ajib Lgta he

Dhire-2 Se Pighlna Ajib Lgta he

Sari Duniya ke BdlneSe Mujhe Frk Nhi Prta

Bs kuch Apno ka Bdlna Ajib Lgta He

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One of the best love quote ever said:

I have written her name

on my heart

coz god didnt write her name

in my destiny.

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To get these and more sweet jokes thru sms for free
Just Send

ON SideEffect

to 9870807070
Its absolutely free.

Parents to a college watchman:

"Is this college good..?"

Watchman: "Probably the best.

I did my MBA here

& imidiate got d placement....

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A relation is lik a bird..

If u catch tightly it dies..

If u catch loosely, it flies..

But if u catch affectionatelly

it remain wid U 4 evr.

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Ä wärm Gøød Mørñiñg..

Lärger thän d seä!

Wider thän vt eyes cän see!

Søft like d silk shøüld be!

N sweeter thän høney øf d bee!

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Kaash Hamari Bhi Parwah Kisi Ne Ki Hoti

To Ye Duniya Hamse Ruswa Na Hoti

Agar Aata Aap Jaise Muskurana Hame Bhi

To Hamse Bhi mohabbat kisi ne ki hoti...

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Tamana thi sath roshan krenge aangn

Krege dono LAXMI G ko phool arpn

Par Diye,patakhe sab hue ranghin

Kaise mnaye DIWALI,bin apke sab gamgin

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4 Golden Rules:

1.Who Helps u Don't Forget thm.

2.Who Likes u Don t Hate thm.

3.Who's Hope on, Don't Leave thm.

4.Who Trust u Don't Cheat thm.

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<<<<<______Prakhar Singh________>>>>>>

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