[Desi Masala] "Su Khabar"

"Su Khabar"

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Prime Minister Manmohan Singh summons the secretary and asks him "How come
this Gujaratis know everything before anyone else knows about it"
Secretary: There is a phrase in Gujarati "Su Khabar"
Manmohapn Singh: What does that mean?
Secretary: It means "Whats the news " and each Gujjubhai asks this to
other whenever they meet and the answers given by the other one circulates
the news very fast and they happen to know everything the fastest.
PM decides to experience this so he removes his turban and has a clean
shave and nice hair cut and dresses typically like a Gujrarati and reaches
Ghatkopar the typical Gujju hub of Mumbai city. He sees one Gujjubhai and
asks him "Su Khabar"
The Gujjubhai replies "Sallo Manmohanio Ghatkopar ma aavyo chhe em
sambhaliu chhe"

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Always make your absence felt in such a way that somebody misses you, but
don't let your absence be so long that somebody starts learning to live
without you.

Life is a one way journey, not a destination. Travel it with a smile and
never regret anything.

Treat the earth well.....it was not given to you by your parents, it was
loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the earth from our
ANCESTORS, we borrow it from our children.

Ability is what you're capable of. Motivation determines what you do.
Attitude determines how well you do it.

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