[Desi Masala] COLLECTION OF MY ADULT SMS...PART-108

COLLECTION OF MY ADULT SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME..
VIKASH..
vikash029@gmail.com
vikash029@yahoo.com

**** PART- 108 ****

1) 3 stages of a married life ..
1st yr- fuck even while watching TV.
Next 5yrs- fuck n then watch TV.
After that- lie down & watch the fuckin TV:-)

2) If a sexy girl faints which part will u examine first??? Hint- PU_S_.
Boys who answered Pulse became doctor. Others enjoyed life.

3) An actress was filling up a form.There was a column in d form where 1
was required to state martial status.Married/unmarried.And she
wrote:occasionally married.

4) Girl 2 doctor. Last time u operated me for an abortion you forgot the
blade inside.. My 10 friends penis got cut, 9 lost their tongue and 12
lost a finger.

5) Tumara Farz Hai Dalna,
Tumara Haq Hai Dalna,
Achha lage to Dalo,
Bharosa ho to Dalo,
Jisko Marzi Dalo,
Aurat pe Dalo,
Ya Mard pe Dalo.
Par VOTE jarur Dalo

6) DEFINE 'AGONY'
Its like a One Armed Man
Hanging at the Edge of a Cliff by his only arm
And his Butt Devastatingly Itchy..

DEFINE 'DEATH'
He Scratched It.......

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to
love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

VIKASH..
vikash029@gmail.com
vikash029@yahoo.com

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