[Desi Masala] funny sms

· In my dream God asked me to choose between u & my smile, I chose u because without u, I don't know how to smile. So be with me always, if u want me to smile.
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· I have spent many sleepless nights in ur luv & I don't want to my son to do the same for ur daughter. So, lets make them brother n sister.
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· Sex is gud sex is fine, doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid everyone luvs getting laid,
So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back.
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· Roses are red, violets are blue,
Shorter the skirt better the view.
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· God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up with someone...
as HOT...
as SEXY...
as Fuckable...
as YOU!
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· Are mice giving you trouble?
No?
Than you must have a good pussy!
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· You are cute, you are adorable, sexy, n great,
Now I broke the ice, would you like to mate?
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· A smile to put you on a high... A kiss to set your soul all right... Would it be all right if I spent tonight being loved by you???
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Do you like maths?
=If so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Of all the babes u r my selection. Please don't giv me a rejection. My teeth are clean for ur inspection so give my mouth a tongue injection!
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· I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you; you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
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Feeling bored? Think of me.
Feeling sad? Call me.
Feeling lonely? See me.
Feeling horny? Use ur hand & njoy the art of messaging.

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