[Desi Masala] heaven

The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though
they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their
pennies.
Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the
wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One
day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and
their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took
them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully
stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen
hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment
when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,'
Peter replied,
'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.' The old man looked out the window
and right
there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any
ever built on
Earth.. 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man. 'This is heaven,'
St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every
imaginable
cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free
flowing beverages. 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is
Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' The old man looked around and
glanced nervously at his wife. 'Well, where are the low fat and low
cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked.
That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as
you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is
Heaven!'
The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'
'Not unless you want to,' was the answer. 'No testing my sugar or blood
pressure or...'
'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'
The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your f....ing bran Flakes.
We could have
been here ten years ago!'

--
If you can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, try at least to be a
nice rubber to erase everyone's sorrows…………

When I was born I was given a choice of either being a brilliant lover or
having an amazing memory, unfortunately I forgot which one I chose.

I used to scintillate - now I sin 'til just half past three

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

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