[Desi Masala] HIGH SCHOOL SPEECH

A High School Speech

A speech
given at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in
school.
He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a
generation of kids
with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up
for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to
it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your
self-esteem. The world will
expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you
feel good about
yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year
right out of high school.

You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until
you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough,
wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your
dignity. Your
Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they
called it
opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your
parents' fault, so don't whine
about your mistakes, learn from
them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents
weren't as boring as they are now.

They got that way from paying your bills,
cleaning your clothes and listening to

you talk about how cool you thought you
were. So before you save the rain forest

from the parasites of your parent's
generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with
winners and losers,

but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished d
failing grades

and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right
answer.

This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real
life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters.
You don't get summers off

and very few employers are interested in helping you
FIND YOURSELF.

Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In
real life people actually
have to leave the coffee shop and go to
jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are
you'll end up working for one.
If you can read this - Thank a
teacher!

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