[Desi Masala] Kanjibhai's writer

Hiten Raja the writer of Kanjibhai died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.

Hiten decided to check out each place first.

As he descended into the fiery pits, Hiten saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.

"Oh my," said Hiten. "Let me see heaven now."

A few moments later, as Hiten ascended into heaven, and he saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.

"Wait a minute," said Hiten Raja. "This is just as bad as hell!"

"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."

Best Wishes from

Hiten A. Raja
Nairobi, KENYA.

Hiten@HitenRaja.com

You have two ears and one mouth. Use them in that proportion.

Worry more about your character than your reputation. Character is what you are, reputation merely what others think you are.

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, my friend, anyone can start from now and make a brand new end.

When you are born, you are crying and everyone around you is smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.

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